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Tourist Questions About Australia
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street?
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney, can I follow the railroad tracks?
A: Sure, it's only three thousand kilometres, take lots of water.
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia?
A: You are a British politician, right?
Q: I've heard of a famous animal in Australia , but I forget its name. It's kind of bear and lives in trees.
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of trees and attack anyone passing underneath. You can scare them off by rubbing vegemite all over your head before you go out.
Q: I'm American, will I be able to speak English most places I go?
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.